|They're big and they're cheesy!|
Over the past few years, I've been given a really rough time by some fans of the Victorian Premier League, mostly bitter wogs and pseudo intellectuals who don't believe me when I say that I love the VPL and that my editor won't let me write more about it. Some have even suggested that I'm actually dismissive of the entire competition.
But that's just not true! Just look at this 2012 VPL season preview I fought tooth and nail to get into the paper! Check out my in depth analysis! Knights tipped to struggle! South favourites! Ex-NSL teams still exist! Some players have ambitions of getting out of this urine soaked hellhole!
|Did you know that the word dolma|
comes from the Turkish word for 'stuffed thing'?
Notice also how I spend heaps of time talking about the most important part of an ethnic club's existence, namely the delicious food! You can't remember the last time dolmades were served at South? You saying I'm making this stuff up? I didn't even resort to talking about the nut sellers!
Don't tell me bringing different kinds of food to Australia is not the wogs' greatest contribution to Australian society? I thought that's what multiculturalism was all about!
Pay attention to the fact that we included a photo of Victory fans instead of anything VPL related! And look at all the compliments I pay towards the old clubs - nurturers of talent, creators of our soccer culture, bad toilets, no women at games!
|While recommended, a Greek passport is|
no longer necessary for entrance to South
Melbourne matches. European Union
passports are also accepted. (*subject
to Greece remaining part of the EU.)
There, that ought to shut up those morons for another few months. Don't ask me who's going to cover the league for us while I'm on holidays.