Friday, 13 June 2014

Kiss of Death, round 13, 2014

Friday 13 June @ 8:30PM Bentleigh Greens vs Melbourne Knights
Bentleigh had a good away win 0-3 at Hume last week and the Knights beat the Ballarat Red Devils 4-2 at home. This is a danger game for the Knights. Lose this and you're gone for the season. Bentleigh will also need to win in order to have some hopes of doing something this season. Bentleigh will be the winner and convincingly at that with a 3-0 win.

Friday 13 June @ 8:30PM Pascoe Vale vs Green Gully
Gully had a massive 6-2 at home to Northcote while Pascoe Vale had a 0-2 win at Port Melbourne on Friday night. Gully's resurgence is somewhat what we are accustomed to. Their mid-season rise usually hits about now, and they are on schedule to finish in the top three. Pascoe Vale 0 – Green Gully 4.

Saturday 14 June @ 3:00PM Ballarat Red Devils vs Oakleigh Cannons 
Oakleigh celebrated last week's 3-0 win over South like they had won a final or some shit. Fucken morons. Ballarat had a 4-2 away loss at Somers Street. No biggy. They will beat those fucks from Oakleigh, and put them back under their rock. Fuck Oakleigh. Ballarat Red Devils 2 – Oakleigh Cannons 1.

Saturday 14 June @ 7:00PM Dandenong Thunder vs Heidelberg United 
Dandy is a shambles. However they had a good win at Shepparton 0-4. Heidelberg suffered a 2-2 draw at home to Werribee City. Danger game for the Bergers, however they will be three goals too good for Dandenong. Dandenong thunder 0 – Heidelberg 3.

Sunday 15 June @ 3:00PM Northcote City vs Hume City
Northcote, pfft. 6-2 losers to Gully last week and Hume 0-3 losers to Bentleigh at home. They also got knocked off by Springvale Aris midweek in the cup 0-3. Northcote will bounce back and beat Hume. Acevski bye bye after this one. Northcote City 3 – Hume City 0

Sunday 15 June @ 3:00PM Werribee City vs Port Melbourne Sharks
Werribee had a respectable 2-2 draw at the Olympic Village last week, while Port lost to Pascoe vale 0-2 at home. Werribee is under pressure internally and the players know this. Coach has threatened to bring in a whole new team at the transfer window. Werribee City 2 – Port Melbourne 0.

Sunday 15 June @ 5:00PM South Melbourne vs Goulburn Valley Suns
South had a 3-0 loss at Oakleigh and the Suns were trounced 0-4 by Dandenong. South last week started off well, however after the break we ran out of legs. Expected after three games in 9 days. Oakleigh wasn’t that good, but did enough. This week South will bounce back with a 9-0 win over the Suns.


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