The prerequisites are minimal:
- Be at the game.
- Pay attention to some of it.
- Note any and all ridiculous happenings.
- Avoid obviously libellous comments.
If no one decides to do it, I'll just have to listen to the radio broadcast - provided there is one - and write something based on that. If you'd like to do the match report, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Cheers.