It should be noted that this has naught to do with SM Hellas, so if you don't care about the AFL, you can look away now.
Yes, it's true, away from South Melbourne Hellas, I do take a more than passing interest in the Collingwood Football Club. Feel free to send all hate mail via the comments section.
Been wondering what our old friend Marinis has been up to of late? Me neither until this: