BANGED MY HEAD ON THE CAPSLOCK TOO HARD AND NOW IT'S STUCK

The South Melbourne Dim Sim in hot oil for abusing South fans. 

REGARDLESS, I WILL NOT APOLOGISE FOR MY REPETITIVE WEEKLY RANTS BLAMING EVERYONE, YET FINDING NO ACTUAL SOLUTIONS, AND SELDOM IF EVER ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THE OTHER TEAMS ARE ALSO TRYING TO WIN AND ARE MAYBE BETTER THAN US FOR A MYRIAD OF REASONS MOST OF WHICH ARE OUR OUT OF A COMMITTEE'S CONTROL - ΕΣEΙΣ ΦTAITE! I WILL ALSO NOT APOLOGISE FOR CONTRADICTING MYSELF BY CALLING FOR STABILITY WHILE WANTING EVERYONE TO BE SACKED. BESIDES, YELLING IN CAPITAL LETTERS IS FUN! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO INCREASE THE PERFORMANCE OF OUR PLAYERS. A RECENT STUDY BY THE PONDS INSTITUTE PROVES THAT THE PLAYERS PLAY BETTER WHEN THEY TAKE ONBOARD MY POSTS ON A FORUM THEY CAN'T ACCESS AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN EXISTS! I DON'T CARE THAT THE LAST NEW PERSON TO SIGN UP DID SO IN JULY 2011 AND THAT PERSON HAD ALREADY BEEN REGISTERED THERE BEFORE! AND TO THE SOUTH MELBOURNE DIM SIM, WHO HAS BEEN POSTING COMMENTS HERE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP, WHILE I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE A TASTY, ALBEIT ARTERY CLOGGING TREAT, I SUGGEST YOU STICK TO ABSORBING SOME MORE SOY SAUCE RATHER THAN HAVING A GO AT ME AND OTHER LOYAL SUPPORTERS OF THIS GREAT CLUB!