This was too good to just leave on another forum. So here's a soccer-forum funny by JADNIK, with grammatical corrections by me.
Following the 1 year anniversary of Kosovo's independence, the people of South Dandenong have proclaimed a declaration of independence from Australia, They will form their own economy and bureaucratic government, with major project funding from the budget going to Dandenong Thunder Soccer Club.
The independent sovereign state's main revenue inflows will mainly consist of heavily cut B-grade heroin sales, underground sex trade trafficking of their women and re-birthing of cars stolen from sister northern suburb of Broadmeadows.
Local residents from the surrounding suburbs of Keysborough, Dandenong and Doveton have declared the independance null and void and fear for their land as South Dandenong's capacity can no longer accommodate for their ever growing population.
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